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HOW TO make a noose by furryomnivore HOW TO make a noose by furryomnivore
People... this is a joke, don't kill yourself. Even if it doesn't look like it, people around you do care and love you. If you are thinking about it, send me an instant message, I'll help you out. If you want I'll even give you my phone number. That said, I'll treat anything posted here as a joke. Stuff like that in a public forum is just trolling for attention. You've been warned and I accept no liability for your decisions.

Oh another disclaimer; its illegal to have a 13+ strand (the number of times your loop the rope around main loop in step 3) noose in your car.
Use this knot with caution.

k.... i kinda feel bad here, i just realized today (sept. 8th, 2005) that this week is national suicide prevention week... wow thats weird

-----UPDATE - 11-27-05------
I decided to take this deviation down, due to the popularity that it has attracted. I found out recently that it was the first result on google when you googled "how to make a noose"; and I started getting lots of non-DA peeps emailing me about it.

Deviation is back up due to popular request and due to it being only the 7th result now on google. I'm still keeping this deviation actively monitored though, and keeping it privately stored and released only on occaision.
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ZlayZlay Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Student General Artist
....... INEEDTHISFORREASONSBYE(just for my scalemate tho)
Thanks, I needed a way to die. I owe you one
iiChilliPepper Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
well this became handy when it comes to decorating a Halloween party, heehee! Thanks c:
knexfan100 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013

funny, someone made a noose at school as a joke in woodshop a few years ago. the teacher didn't even care and everyone was like "how in the hell do you even know how to make that" and "why did you need to learn that" and he's just like "I know a guy".




teckmonky Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
:stare: i tried but it wont work (not the noose the part of killing my self)
blomn Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
Then don't, dumbass. Maybe that's your sign to stop trying. Just fucking live your life and don't kill yourself.
There's your answer. Damn.
Emmodii Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God dammit, I don't have a rope. Nice though. This'll come in handy one day.
CitizenKade Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I actually needed this for a suicide prevention awareness project, so THANK YOU.
theashleybaka Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
glad to see i'm not the only one that came here cause scalemates and stuffed animals
Cuteh-Kitteh-Loveh Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm adding this to my favourites because I'm making a Scalemate from this webcomic called Homestuck and need a noose for it at a later date. I in no way want to die.
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