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HOW TO make a noose by furryomnivore HOW TO make a noose by furryomnivore
People... this is a joke, don't kill yourself. Even if it doesn't look like it, people around you do care and love you. If you are thinking about it, send me an instant message, I'll help you out. If you want I'll even give you my phone number. That said, I'll treat anything posted here as a joke. Stuff like that in a public forum is just trolling for attention. You've been warned and I accept no liability for your decisions.

Oh another disclaimer; its illegal to have a 13+ strand (the number of times your loop the rope around main loop in step 3) noose in your car.
Use this knot with caution.

UPDATE
k.... i kinda feel bad here, i just realized today (sept. 8th, 2005) that this week is national suicide prevention week... wow thats weird


-----UPDATE - 11-27-05------
I decided to take this deviation down, due to the popularity that it has attracted. I found out recently that it was the first result on google when you googled "how to make a noose"; and I started getting lots of non-DA peeps emailing me about it.


-----UPDATE------
Deviation is back up due to popular request and due to it being only the 7th result now on google. I'm still keeping this deviation actively monitored though, and keeping it privately stored and released only on occaision.
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:iconsenator-meowmix:
Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
....... INEEDTHISFORREASONSBYE(just for my scalemate tho)
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:icondipperpineslover9689:
Thanks, I needed a way to die. I owe you one
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iiChilliPepper Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013
well this became handy when it comes to decorating a Halloween party, heehee! Thanks c:
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knexfan100 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013

funny, someone made a noose at school as a joke in woodshop a few years ago. the teacher didn't even care and everyone was like "how in the hell do you even know how to make that" and "why did you need to learn that" and he's just like "I know a guy".

 

 

yeah

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:iconteckmonky:
teckmonky Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
:stare: i tried but it wont work (not the noose the part of killing my self)
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:iconblomn:
blomn Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
Then don't, dumbass. Maybe that's your sign to stop trying. Just fucking live your life and don't kill yourself.
There's your answer. Damn.
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:iconemmodii:
Emmodii Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
God dammit, I don't have a rope. Nice though. This'll come in handy one day.
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CitizenKade Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I actually needed this for a suicide prevention awareness project, so THANK YOU.
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:icontheashleybaka:
theashleybaka Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
glad to see i'm not the only one that came here cause scalemates and stuffed animals
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Cuteh-Kitteh-Loveh Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm adding this to my favourites because I'm making a Scalemate from this webcomic called Homestuck and need a noose for it at a later date. I in no way want to die.
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KungFuHouseplant Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
If this is a "joke", what's the punchline? Seriously, I don't get it.

Well, whatever. I came here via a google search for how to make a noose, so thanks for leaving this up.

I'd leave feedback on how effective these instructions are, but, well, that won't be possible when I'm done "hanging around" :P
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:iconorgasmicfoundation:
OrgasmicFoundation Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Everytime I try to make one using this tutorial they come out all messy and non noose like. It works but it's messy.
Any tips?
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:icon00-11:
00-11 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Wtf. Are you serious?
Kaila, I'm fucking crying right now.
Ugh.
Fuck.
Why do I even try to help you.
I fucking suck.
Omg whatever lol I dON';T EVEN FUKING CARE ANYMORE fyuk
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OrgasmicFoundation Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Dude calm down I'm jsut wondering
It's not you it's me obviously, your not the only one trying to help me I just refuse it I guess I don't know

Sorry
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:iconmoucoy:
moucoy Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What just happened here.
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:iconorgasmicfoundation:
OrgasmicFoundation Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
personal stuff.
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:iconmoucoy:
moucoy Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(ʘ‿ʘ✿)
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Brown-Eyed-Poet Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha. Nice, but I just found out that apparently making a 13-loop noose is illegal in America because it i labelled a deadly weapon. So I can't make it, but I can with 12 loops!!! lol
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:iconmeow2puchiko:
Meow2puchiko Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I learned the same thing from the simpsoms
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:iconterhia:
terhia Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks!! this will help out with my terezi cosplay a lot. >:]
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:icondeideiblueeyez:
deideiblueeyez Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah don't give me that crap. People may "care" but they don't understand because in the end they aren't "me". (faves solemnly)
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roxxyella Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
i made this and its awsome thanks
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dennygdw4p Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Using this for a Halloween party. :D
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smallfingers74 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
hahaha!, I love how you gave the distance on how much rope you need for the age of person. It looks great.[link]
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dolphinjump Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
charming! really!
I made a birthday gift for my friend with this: I tied a glass ring on a leather cord with a noose. She really liked it :)
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Invader-Zin Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Student General Artist
Ah thanks! I kept seeing nooses all over tumblr and I've always been curious how you would make one [[and not to mention it would be useful for a cosplay of mine]] so doop, this should be useful
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AlmostTomorrow Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011
Thank you for showing me this. Wiki's picture did not do enough justice. Thank you for the reference as well about the thirteen loops. I did further research and found that the thirteen loops will break the neck most of the time from little height. This has been helpful and I have now mastered a thirteen knot noose that I plan to use in a few days right after I finish up some last min things. Thanks again. Suicide is not to be encouraged but at least your brave enough to put this for artistic purposes, and for the chance of adults to make their own decisions.
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edtheneko Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
Was starting to think this would be impossible to figure out ._.
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whoiscassie Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, and I'm really not [knot, if you prefer] trying to start an argument. But this is somewhat a sick sense of humor if this is for a "joke." I wouldn't be as offended if you had just had the tutorial for tying the knot itself [knot-tying is a type of art, I heard], and it's not very offensive. Very subtle. But when you put the neck sizes and the inches to fit such neck, it's taking the joke to a very offensive level. I would have reported this if I wasn't a negotiator first. I'm not asking you to remove this, but maybe some revision should be in place.
I'm only slightly bitter and opinionated because I have so many friends who have been tying nooses to kill themselves, and barely succeeded without me coming into play. Maybe it's just me, but I'm sure a lot of other people would agree.
Again, I'm not looking for an argument, but maybe a different side to a story.(?)
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ShinaRyun Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2011
I'm faving this because 1: I'm tired of my redneck friends lording their knot-tying knowledge over me, and 2: so that I have a secent model for a drawing I'm doing.
I am NOT trying to kill myself.

I seriously appreciate your seriousness and responsebility with this, disclaiming it's possible misinterpretations and keeping an eye out for people who would. I wish that more people took responsablity like you here. Thank you!
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Sumiko7741 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
just to let you know, this is just going to be for photos and stuff like that...the worst it will do is cut off the circulation in my thumb(which it has >.<)
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TheMooseOfMayhem Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
You're gonna burn in hell. The good part is, in hell, you, me, and all the other interesting people in the world will eat nachos together and watch Friends.
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ShinaRyun Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2011
Interesting people go to hell? Damnit, I knew that there was a catch with this sort of thing! That means that Heaven's boring as fuck!

I wonder what the rent down there is? Hmmm...
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:iconthemooseofmayhem:
TheMooseOfMayhem Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011
The rent is a piece of your soul, bi-monthly.
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:iconshinaryun:
ShinaRyun Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011
Dman. I've only got one of the damn things, I'll only ba able to stay for half a month! DAMNIT!
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Darvington Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
This is great! Recently made this for room decoration.
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TinyFurrTails Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you made this WHY....though it is a helpful method of carrying one's stuffed animal around....
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Silver-Kit Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you give really clear directions. Have you made any other tutorials?
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Sareth14 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Ty dude you helped me, now see ya later. Joking, im not that stupid :) ty for a tut
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TheyUsedTo Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This is very helpful, actually.
I've been wanting to know how to make a noose (for a doll) for a while.
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subleaf909 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
thanks and have a great halloween.
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candyxcovrdxkiss Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Its good to know that you do actually care about other's well being, and monitor this.

Though, this is relatively humorous...for those of us that don't have death wishes.
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oneintheinfinite Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Why does this make me laugh!?
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:iconbaz135:
Baz135 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for posting this, it really helped me out. I'm having a blast in the afterlife :dummy:
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suicidality33 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
i see no other alternative but to end this suffering. the darkness is closing in...my life is not worth living
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furryomnivore Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009
Can't see alternatives? Probably can't see too far off then. Nearsightedness most likely. Try lenscrafters, they have great deals on glasses.
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blomn Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
omfg i'm dying
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:iconsuicidality33:
suicidality33 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
the darkness has encompassed me i see no other alternative. my life is not worth living so i must end the pain.
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furryomnivore Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009
Tylenol or aspirin is what I generally use to get rid of pain. Sometimes a good icepack works wonders too. Nooses not so much. More of a "Choking gagging feel" instead of a "painy go away" feel. Check with your local pharmacist though. They aren't paid more than you for nothing!
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shineuser Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009
Awesome.. it worked.
Made one out of a 1-food piece of string.
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